David Duchovny's sex act slip!

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Ross Perot's sex secret!


Rock legend ELVIS PRESLEY was visibly intoxicated in this clip from a 1975 performance at the Las Vegas Hilton. The King vows to "rip out the tongues" of people who accused him of being "strung out." Less than 20 months after these two recordings were made, Elvis died of a massive heart attack induced by a drug overdose while "straining to produce a stubborn bowel movement" in the third floor bathroom of his swanky Graceland mansion.

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