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Ross Perot's sex secret!


H. Ross Perot came of age during the Great Depression of the 1930's and World War II. Growing up in Texas and surrounded by hardship, Perot was no doubt inspired to succeed and later became a self-made billionaire. Although he was popular from his huge wealth, it was his failed attempt at running for president that made Perot a household name. In this rant, Perot speaks candidly with a reporter during a commercial break when he thought the mic was turned off.

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