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For nine seasons DAVID DUCHOVNY was the beefcakey heartthrob on Fox's popular series, "The X-Files." Many folks have openly questioned Mr. Duchovny's sexual orientation. So what if he's married to sexy actress Téa Leoni? That doesn't mean anything. Here in Hollywood it's still standard procedure for a hunky gay actor to hook up with a sexy babe as a staged cover up. (Hell, look at all the hot women Tom Cruise has paraded around with!) In this off-color recording, Mr. Duchovny flubbed his lines and turned the moment into a rant as only he could. This was submitted by a devoted fan from Toronto who claims to have worked on the X-Files movie set. Gay? Straight? You be the judge.

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