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Singing legend FRANK SINATRA was famous for many things: his golden voice, his romantic connections to organized crime and of course, his bitter temper. In this classic recording, "Old Blue Eyes" loses his cool while performing at the Circle Star Theater in San Mateo, California. As he began a number, an over-enthusiastic fan attempted to step onto the stage. Hear how Frank responds with his special brand of class and grace.

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