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Washed-up singer DIANA ROSS made headlines recently by getting stopped for drunk driving in Tucson, Arizona. Reports say she consented to a breath test, but fell down and laughed while trying to stand on one leg and count to ten. Ross received three misdemeanour counts relating to driving under the influence and her breath tests showed her blood-alcohol level was more than twice Arizona's legal driving limit. A spokeswoman declined to comment, but says Ross entered a rehabilitation center to deal with "personal issues."

Related links:
National Commission Against Drunk Driving
Addiction and Substance Abuse
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