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Aging heavy metal singer and reality TV oddity OZZY OSBOURNE was recently interviewed on a drive time radio show. When asked how he stays so fit, Ozzy revealed the steps for his very special, very personal work out routine.

Editor's note: Since Ozzy is notorious for ranting in an undecipherable British mumble, we've provided subtitles free of charge.

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