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Most people remember JIM BACKUS as the actor who played millionaire Thurston Howell the III on the CBS TV show, Gilligan's Island. Mr. Backus was also a respected actor and the voice for the Mr. Magoo cartoon show. To make ends meet, he also did his fair share of demeaning, low-rent radio commercials for various products. In this rant, Backus loses his cool and is caught on tape mouthing off.

Related Links:
Gilligan's Island Theme Song
Official Gilligan's Island Fan Club
IMDB: Jim Backus
The Big Cartoon Database: Mr. Magoo
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