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Listen to ORSON WELLES angrily fixate on grammatical usage and copy writing in this ego-filled voice over session. After years of professional disappointments, the creative genius who gave us the acclaimed cinematic masterpiece, Citizen Kane, was so down-and-out he was reduced to hawking cans of frozen peas and boxes of battered codfish.

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Citizen Kane Script
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