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BRITNEY SPEARS wasn't aware that the headset microphone she was wearing backstage was still active and broadcasting out into the audience. This is the infamous clip of the supposedly innocent popstar ranting right before her performance at the Rock in Rio Festival. After calling the audience "lame" she hit the stage and was met with angry boos and jeers. And did we mention it was unseasonably cold that evening?

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