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Recently, Star Trek's WILLIAM SHATNER was the posterboy for the failed dot com flop, Priceline. Earlier in his career he attempted to break into the music business by butchering the Beatles classic, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. This audio clip is especially surreal and painful.

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