David Duchovny's sex act slip!

  John Wayne gives drunken speech

  Elvis insists he's not "strung out!"

  Mike Tyson's words of wisdom


Steve Ballmer goes nuts!


Ross Perot's sex secret!


Failed talk show host and washed up fat comedienne ROSEANNE BARR is no stranger to media controversy. Her career began a long, slow death spiral after her highly publicized off-key singing of the national anthem at a professional baseball game. After performing the song, she spit like a tobacco-chewing redneck and displayed a crude gesture involving her crotch. Funny, huh? She was soon boo'd off the field and her public opinion dropped. After her TV show was cancelled she turned to writing desperate "tell-all" books. Roseanne claimed she experienced molestation, depression, sexual confusion, a dysfunctional childhood, multiple personalities and other transparent Hollywood "woe-is-me" bullshit in an attempt to gain sympathy and sales.

Related links:
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