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Famed baseball manager TOMMY LASORDA sounds positively psychotic in this profanity-laden rant. Originally captured by a small handheld tape recorder, the weak batteries cause a slightly "speeded up" effect. Rather than correct this in the studio, the audio is presented in it's original uncut state. Tommy sounds even more comical spewing filth like an irate munchkin.

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