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In 1955 McDonald's chairman RAY KROC opened the first humble burger joint in Des Plaines, Illinois at the age of 52. In just a few short years he built the chain into a massive fast food empire that became synonymous with poor nutrition, greasy conditions, fat-ass Americans and an employer of low-earning losers. As Mr. Kroc became older and more senile, he turned into a volatile nut who often strayed away from his pre-written scripts. In this rant, Kroc addresses his employees with an ominous and peculiar pep talk that baffled listeners.

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