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A popular HOUSTON, TEXAS DJ (who will remain nameless) attempts to read a radio commercial for a local ice-skating rink called "The Icehouse." The juxtaposition of the announcer's profane rant with the idiot kiddie music playing in the background makes this a classic.

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