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As she got older, JUDY GARLAND became progressively more bitter and cranky. Most folks remember her as the sweet little "Dorothy" from the classic film The Wizard of Oz. Later in life her career broke down and she became a drunk, drug-abusing nutcase who was reduced to playing cheesy night clubs. In this recording, Judy blew her cool and began bitching about the entertainment press and specifically British reporter, Sheila Graham.

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