David Duchovny's sex act slip!

  John Wayne gives drunken speech

  Elvis insists he's not "strung out!"

  Mike Tyson's words of wisdom


Steve Ballmer goes nuts!


Ross Perot's sex secret!


Hen-pecked suicidal grunge rocker KURT COBAIN was pissed at a reporter who might expose his dark side in an upcoming book. In this rant, Kurt calls the reporter and leaves a phone message filled with his distinct brand of warmth, love and good cheer. We've been told that Cobain's domineering wife, Courtney Love, actually put him up to this. Chilling.

Related links:
The Cobain Memorial
Kurt Cobain: Hero or Zero?
Suicide: Read This First
Nirvana Fan Club

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