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American Top 40 radio host CASEY KASEM attempts to read a dog dedication in this classic uncensored rant that almost cost him his recording career! The beloved Arab-American has made many contributions to society. In addition to his popular work in radio, he has lent his distinctive voice talents to various low-budget television kiddie cartoons from the Hanna-Barbera animation studios.

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