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Pathetic Michael Jackson killed his own career by surgically mutilating his face, allegedly molesting innocent children, running up debt and pretty much turning himself into a laughable freak show. Already hated by millions, Wacko Jacko alienated even more people when he recently admitted to sleeping with minors. In this case, washed-up child actor Macaulay Culkin and his siblings!

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