MADONNA may have minimal talent when it comes to singing, but she's extremely gifted when it comes to shamelessly promoting herself. As she gets older and less relevant to the world of pop culture, she has begun to pursue cheap, desperate stunts to keep her name in the papers. In an effort to push her latest flop album, she released a "decoy" MP3 recording spewing profanity into popular file sharing networks such as Kazaa, Morpheus and LimeWire. This rant features the material girl doing what she does best.

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