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We have done all we can to ensure that our site looks as best as possible. We recommend that AOL members use the latest version of Microsoft's Internet Explorer web browser instead. But if you really must use the lousy built-in default AOL browser, please follow the steps below to turn off AOL's compression. You'll see an immediate visual improvement.

Here's how to change your AOL preferences so you can view images from all Web sites in their original quality as the authors intended:

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5. Select "Never compress graphics"
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